Tim

Hello Eve!

Hey, just wanted to let you know that your Aunt Jill broke a tooth yesterday. It wasn't one of her molars (used for chewing), and it wasn't one of her front teeth (used for biting and smiling). It was one of her canines, the one's on the side. They are longer and sort of pointed. They are there to tear meat from the bone. Anyway, she called today for some advice about getting it fixed. I asked her why even fix it! In case you didn't know, your Aunt Jill is a vegetarian. That means she doesn't eat meat. It is really cool and probably really healthy and I think a lot of artists do it, but it is a little different. Anyway, when you get here and are hanging out with Aunt Jill, please try to cut down on ordering steaks, or pork chops, or roast beef, or bacon, or veal, or fish, or lamb chops, or pork roast, or hamburgers, or ham, or lobster, or turkey, or any of that stuff. And never, I mean never, order any Kentucky Fried Chicken. You should expect some literature in the mail soon regarding this issue. Read it and digest it (that's a joke)!