it's mama's turn

I'm sorry to tell you Eve, but grandpa will not be in charge of giving you a nickname. After all, the nickname "E" for your aunt Erin was not the first nickname, just the one that stuck. Dad first called her Ester ronius ronius roro which of course she loved, but it was too much to say at once. Aunt Jill and I called her Stinky because she wouldn't take showers, but she changed that habit after some time. We'll have to wait and see what nickname is fitting, but it will be tough to come up with a nickname that will be as perfect as you will be. (I can be corny because I'm the mama!) We will also not be letting your dad pick out your nickname. After all, he wanted your middle name to be Ning, so you would be called Eve Ning. As for the violence your dad receives from me, he deserves every bit of it, so don't let him fool you.