Tim

Hello Eve!

OK, your Mom said that you are "pooping" and "peeing" at the same time, but that you are getting better. That's sort of an oximoran (not sure of spelling). It means that there are two things going on at the same time, usually contridictory (again not sure of spelling, but I assume that you have a dictionary by now) to each other. Anyway, your Mom is considering going back to work sometime. She is torn between staying with you all day and trying to help with the family finances. I told her to go back to work because you will absolutely "wear out" a day care worker. That should be a good challenge for you...at least for a little while. Besides, then you will have the entire evening, night, morning, and weekend to mess with Mom and Dad. When you are smarter than everyone else around you, you have two choices. Either blend in, and be like everyone else, or stand up and be somebody. I like the latter (that means the second choice). I'm sure that you will hear that many times in your life, so get used to it. OK, so I am sooooo excited to see you. I have been practicing my "noogies" for a week or more. Don't worry, I'll be ready when you get here. A "noogie" is a bare knuckle rub to to your tallest bone (usually your skull). Later, you will learn about "pop-knots", "frogs", "double chicken wings", and stuff like that. But for now, you should always save one "special" move for whatever, like later, only when you need it. Sort of 911. Sorry this entry is sort of silly, but somehow I hope that somewhere inside of you, that you have a silly streak. Ask your Mom about Great Grama's sink. We all love you from here. Tim.