Tim

Hello Eve!

Well, you're supposed to be here today or tomorrow. Talked to your Mom last night, but she said you were pretty quiet. I think it's getting kinda tense at your house, but everyone is still excited. Your Aunt Jill and Aunt Erin are waiting anxiously also. Jill and Noah went to a lake yesterday and had a picnic. We helped Erin get moved into her sorority house at OSU. She and this former hooker girl share a room that is about as big as a car. Erin got the bottom bunk though, so she was happy. You Grama got their safely, so we are all taking bets back here who will blow first, your Grama, your Dad, or your Mom. The heavy money is on your Dad right now, but the odds can change instantly, once you decide to shake everyone up a little. They painted the dining room yesterday to relieve the tension. I am thinking that if you don't get here pretty soon, that your house will be totally re-painted and probably have a new roof. No baby bed yet, though! I was thinking we might get some hay bales or corn shucks and put a blanket down on them. Anyway, tomorrow is August 1st, your due date, so get with program girl! Remind your Mom or Dad to call or send text us. We don't have any cigars yet, but we do have a new bag of charcoal. Can't wait much longer! Headed to the garage to look for a paintbrush myself. Love, Tim.