Enough of that

Hey now, I don't appreciate being poked and prodded. This morning someone was pushing me low in to mom's pelvis and poking my head. Yes, I am here, but no, I am not coming out yet. I'm kind of enjoying myself in here. Besides, I like making mom uncomfortable and I'm going to be unpredictable like my dad. He isn't exactly concerned with time frames and neither am I. I go at my own pace. I have noticed that mom is walking a lot. She must think she can make my arrival occur sooner. Isn't she a sucker. Besides, I know as soon as I'm born, mom and dad will be trying new things like baby signs and classical music to enhance my brain development and stuff like that, so I'm just chillin out for now.