Tim

Hello Eve!

We just watched a special report on the news about the relationship between the size of a person's head and their IQ. IQ stands for intelligence quotient and measures how smart you are. Anyway, these scientists proved that most people with bigger heads had higher IQ's than those with smaller heads. Oh boy, does this create a dilemia in your family. Your Mom has a normal size head, maybe a size 6-6-1/2 and weighing maybe 6-8 pounds, both very average. But...your Dad has a big 'ol giant mellon on "his" shoulders. I'm talking at least a size 10, maybe 12, which is unheard of, and tipping the scales at probably 15 or 16 pounds, and I'm being nice. That's probably why he is so strong, from carrying the 10th planet around on his shoulders all day long. Now, your Dad "is" a really, really smart and has a very high IQ and that is good, but he is also a boy and people don't really care so much about the size of a boy's head. Just ask your Great Papa, or your Uncle Bat, or your Cousin Ray. They also all have big 'ol giant domes. Come to think about it, my 'ol knob isn't that small either. Anyway, we do want you to be very smart, but we are all also hoping that you get your "head size" from your Mom's genes. You may have to study a little more to get that high IQ with a normal size head, but trust me, it will worth it. Love, Tim.