Tim

Hello Eve!

Hey, I forgot something. I am not sure that your name will actually be Eve, so if your Mom and Dad change their minds, then just act like you liked the name because we have all been calling you that. Anyway, regardless of your first name, I am a little worried about what your Mom and Dad may come up with for your middle name. They won't talk about it. Maybe it's a surprise, or maybe it's still in the "planning stage", like your baby bed. (that's a joke!) It will probably take until you are in the 6th or 7th grade before we all know. I just hope they don't try and do something silly. You need to let your Mom and Dad know that if they give you a bad middle name, the rest of us will be mad. Man, you need to get here pretty quick. Your bed's not done, you don't have a full name yet, and we don't know if you are going to be an albino or not. You have a bunch of stuff to resolve when you get here! Don't worry, I'll help! Peace and love, Tim.